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Boards and Boxes

Packaged Charcuterie for 1-15 People

marinated.i.am Board

$150 + Tax

Servings - 15-20

This marinated ring of white cheddar, cream cheese, and olives is on some next level shi... This board is marinated on and on and on and on, or at least 8 hours.

Sliced bread included on the side. 



Meaty Thee Stallion Board

$150 + Tax

Serves: 10-15

Board Size: 16x10 inches

This is a thick board with everything to make everyone back it up to the Charcuterie Table. 

5 Meats. 5 Cheeses. 5 Fruits. Honey. Balsamic Glaze. 

Crackers included on the side.

Customizable. 

The Notorious M.E.A.T. Board

$120 + Tax

Serves: 7-10

Board Size: 15x10 inches

This board is sicker than your average and your guests will be hypnotized. 

4 Meats. 4 Cheeses. 4 Fruits. Honey. Balsamic Glaze.

Crackers included on the side.

Customizable.

Cheesy by Nature Board

$80 + Tax

Serves: 4-7

Board size: 15x10 inches

How can I explain it? You and your friends will be down with it. 

3 Meats. 3 Cheeses. 3 Fruits. Honey. Balsamic Glaze. 

Crackers included on the side.

Customizable.

Jazzy Meat and the Fresh Cheese Box

$35 + Tax

Servings: 2-3

Box Size: 6x6 inches

This box is funky and the taste is something even parents understand. 

3 Meats. 3 Cheeses. 3 Fruits. 

Crackers included on the side.

Customizable. Date night approved.

Lil Baby Box

$13 + Tax

Servings: 1-2

Box Size: 4x4 inches

This box is gonna put that cheese on you and you won't be running from it. 

3 Meats. 3 Cheeses. 3 Fruits. 

Crackers included on the side.

Customizable. Perfect for gifting.

Minimum order: 5

Strawberries and Cream Board

$150 + Tax

Servings: 10-15

Board Size: 16x10 inches

You need it and I know that you're a fiend. This board is packed with various fruits and a watermelon-bowl filled with creamy fruit dip! So sweet, you won't forget.

Customizable.


Grazing Tables

Charcuterie Artfully Assembled Onsite

Setup Fee

$150 + Tax

Includes setup time and props. 

Props to be retrieved after event.

Price Per Person

$10 + Tax

Minimum 20 people


Includes: Meat, Cheese, Fruit, Honey, and Balsamic Glaze, Crackers or Bread.

Customizable


Additional:


Vegetables & Dips - $2 per person

Fruit Dip - $50 per 100 people



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